Branded entertainment Webisodes have been popping up on the Internet lately almost as frequently as those infuriating “your mailbox is full” e-mail messages.

Philadelphia Phillies long-time outfielder Pat Burrell ranks highly in a number of the franchises offensive categories. While he never became a superstar during his time in red pinstripes, the 35-year-old is certainly fondly remembered for a variety of reasons.

Welcome to my annual Halloween update and inaugural annular eclipse report. That's right, heavenly bodies and hellish haunts, all in one convenient location!